Where is GHoeberX?

lets post some anacdotes about belgians here
some guy went to the doctor because he wanted to become belgian

he says "doctor take 1 third of my brains out so i will become belgian

ok says the doctor, but when he is finished he says "sorry i made a mistake so now 2 thirds of your brains are out"
ach no problem says the man, i can always go to frys

wait i have one more

a belgian man drives over road A23. Suddenly he hears on the radio "a ghostdriver has been detected on road A23"

one ghostdriver?, he says, "I see more then 100 ghostdrivers here"

Hey,

Which country is it, where they pay their mentors to pass the exams?
Who's country is full of corruption?
In ukraine they kill themself for pleasure, i really really hope, that one day, there will pass somebody your way, to shot a bullet through your head. In that big country of death, of you.

Oh, did you pass your exams? And also the one you paid for? Even by paying your exams, you will not pass them. Smart people in Ukraine. Really hate that country.

deat i dont want to heart u .i just thought that its too boring in the forum, actually all those anacdotes one man from holland told me
about corruption:70 it was FUking communism in my country , they destroyed completely our economy, when yr contry was developing developing developing ,mine was just going back , thats why here we have such terrible corruption, if i post some anecdotes here , i dont think that i deserve a bullet in my head, it was just a joke dear